Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My penis needs a shock collar
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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