she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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