We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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