god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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