i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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