So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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