He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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