And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
