is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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