You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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