so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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