To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
someone get that fucking seahorse.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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