I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
In other news, I just burned my penis
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
