HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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