i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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