the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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