Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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