i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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