I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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