so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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