that's an acceptable place to lick
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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