First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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