if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I smell stomach acid.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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