I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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