It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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