Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize