Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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