we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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