I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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