Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
