There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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