Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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