What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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