That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Randomize
