This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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