Porn is love you can see.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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