I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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