i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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