i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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