I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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