You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
