Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Girls should come with a carfax report
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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