She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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