I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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