OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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