told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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