Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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