Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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