So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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