I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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