I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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