Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Come on in and take your pants off
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