Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
there was a trapeze. enough said
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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